- Chainsaw: One Dollar Budweiser Selects. Doin' Work down in NC.
- Will: Oh Snap, I hope they don't have Olestra in them... Good Luck down there, Get cho self a Southern Bell:)
- Chainsaw: What's Olestra? There are 3 smoking hot blonde bartenders, but it's kinda hard being the mac when you are actually the lone creepy guy who's getting loaded on cheap beer.
- Will: Ha, That's True! Olestra was that dietary oil that was used in low fat Frito-Lay products. They banned it, because people's asses were exploding.
- Chainsaw: I already exploded my ass before I came out.
- Will: Good Move, Now explode one of those blonde broads pussies!!
- Chainsaw: Will do. Will do.
- Will: You watching the Yankees or they got the Braves on down there?
- Chainsaw: Yanks, but the signal is a little funny at the moment.
- Will: Sounds Hilarious:) Phills got Cliff Lee today from the Indians for practically nothing.
- Chainsaw: I think the Mets are gonna trade Omar Minaya for Halladay.
- Will: I think he's just what the Jays need to pump them up.
- Chainsaw: Did the Mets Play today?
- Will: No, rained out. They are gonna play 2 tomorrow in Flushing.
- Chainsaw: They are on a little bit of a tear.
- Will: Yea, 4 in a row and 6 of their last 10. Those are the kinda #s they need to climb out of that 10 and a half game hole they are in.
- Chainsaw: Only 5 and a half from the wild card.
- Will: 6, but who's counting... Stay Hot, Mets!
- Chainsaw: They only have 2 or 3 major leagers in their starting lineup.
- Will: Breaks my heart.
- Chainsaw: They defy the odds. There amazing.
- Will: "They're"
- Chainsaw: Look at the english professor.
- Will: Not at all, I'm a dope, but I know where to use certain words... It's simple english.
- Chainsaw: Your fans kill anyone lately?
- Will: Hopefully some delusional Mets fans that actually think they are gonna be playing baseball and not golfing the first week of October.
- Chainsaw: Oooh.
- Will: Have fun down there, Don't melt. Call me tomorrow and let me know how yr making out.
- Chainsaw: Okay
- Will: Do you mind if I blog what we just texted?
- Chainsaw: Go ahead.
- Will: Sweetness:)
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